Saturday, September 19 -- Reading Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz

At Urban Outfitters near Union Square
Reading Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals, by Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz.

It's just funny when a baby cat (kitten, I guess) tells you, "you don't matter," or a piglet, staring blandly at the camera announces: "I'm banging your wife."

Favorite book -- The Secret, by Rhonda Byrne.